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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

"This book is not for you!" - The Never Ending Story

Soooo....some of my void in blogspace can be attributed to a very long vacation followed by the beginning of a HARD semester....

The other (and quite frankly MAIN) reason I have been notably absent....


Quotes from Outlander:

As yet too hungry and too clumsy for tenderness, still he made love with a sort of unflagging joy that made me think that male virginity might be a highly underrated commodity.

"When I woke, I was trussed up in the wagon wi' the chickens, jolting down the road toward Fort William." "I see," I said quietly. "I'm sorry. It must have been terrible for you." He smiled suddenly, the haze of fatigue gone. "Oh aye. Chickens are verra poor company, especially on a long journey."

"Harmless as a setting dove," he agreed. "I'm too hungry to be a threat to anything but breakfast. Let a stray bannock come within reach, though, and I'll no answer for the consequences."


Quotes from Dragonfly in Amber:

"I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage."

"Weel, nay doubt he'll be a bit sore." His Scots accent, usually faint, always grew more pronounced when he drank a lot. He shook his head, squinting through the bottle to judge the level of spirit remaining. "D'ye know, Sassenach, I never 'till tonight realized just how difficult it must ha' been for my father to beat me? I always thought it was me had the hardest part of that particular transaction." He tilted his head back and drank again, then set down the bottle and stared owl-eyed into the fire. "Being a father might be a bit more complicated than I'd thought. I'll have to think about it." "Well, don't think too hard," I said, "You've had a lot to drink." "Och, don't worry," he said cheerfully. "There's another bottle in the cupboard."

"Aye, well," he said. "I dinna recall Adam's asking God to take back Eve---and look what she did to him." He leaned forward and kissed my forehead as I laughed, then drew the blanket up over my bare shoulders. "Go to sleep, my wee rib. I shall be needin' a helpmeet in the morning."

Quotes from Voyager:

"I shall not ask you again why you left the prison," he had said, calmly conversational. "But I will ask you---why did you come back?" Fraser had frozen briefly, startled. He turned back and met Grey's eyes directly. For a moment he said nothing. Then his mouth curled up in a smile. "I suppose I must value the company, Major; I can tell ye, it's not the food."

"It gets a bit easier with practice, Sassenach," he said. "Try living wi' me for a time, and ye'll find yourself spinning silk out of your arse easy as sh--, er, easy as kiss-my-hand."

"Damn you, Sassenach!" his voice said, from a very great distance. His voice was choked with passion. "Damn you! I swear if ye die on me, I'll kill you!"


Quotes from Drums of Autumn:

"I hate boats," Jamie said through clenched teeth. "I loathe boats. I view boats with the most profound abhorrence."

He turned then, and gave me a narrow eye. "What is it that makes every man ye meet want to take off his breeks within five minutes of meetin' ye?" Fergus choked slightly, and Ian went pink. I looked as demure as possible.

Brianna's eyes were round as she looked at me. "Testosterone poisoning," I said, with a shrug. "Can you do anything about it?" she asked. The corner of her mouth twitched, though I couldn't tell whether with laughter or incipient hysteria. I pushed a hand through my hair, considering. "Well," I said finally, "there are only two things they do with it, and one of them is try to kill each other." Brianna rubbed her nose. "Uh-huh," she said. "And the other one...?" Our eyes met with a perfect understanding. "I'll take care of your father," I said. "But Roger's up to you."


Quotes from The Fiery Cross:

He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. "The, um, sperms ..." he said, a little awkwardly. "Yes?" "Can ye not take them out and give them decent burial or something?" I hid my smile in my teacup. "I'll take good care of them," I promised. "I always do, don't I?"

"I did not," he said. "What d'ye take me for, Sassenach?" "A Scot," I said. "Sex fiends, the lot of you. Or so one would think, listening to all the talk around here." I gave Farquard Campbell a hard look, but he had turned his back, engrossed in conversation. Jamie regarded me thoughtfully, scratching the corner of his jaw. "Sex fiends?" "You know what I mean." "Oh, aye, I do. I'm only wondering-is that an insult, would ye say, or a compliment?"

"You bloody, unspeakable, infuriating--" His smile was startling, a white grin in the ruddy face. "If ye call me a Scot, Sassenach, then I know I'm going to live."

Jemmy, oblivious, swung his legs up, his weight suspended momentarily from Roger's and Jamie's hands, then stomped his feet down on the floor again, recalling his original question. "Grand-da gots balls?" he asked, pulling on the men's hands and tilting his head far back to look up at Jamie. "Aye, lad, I have," Jamie said dryly. "But your Da's are bigger. Come on, then."

"When the day shall come, that we do part," he said softly, and turned to look at me, "if my last words are not 'I love you'--- ye'll ken it was because I didna have time."


And.....I haven't read this one yet....so quotes to come :)

Ignore the relative sizes.....THESE BOOKS ARE AWESOME!!! And at around 1000 pages each....I have been in my own little world....well, actually not MY world, but the world of Claire Randall and Jamie Fraser.

Got a vacation coming up? I recommend visiting them!!

These books are historical fiction and highly entertaining as well as smart and educational....I have learned more French and Gaelic curse words that you can shake a stick at.....oh and I am now more familiar with the Scottish Rebellion for the Bonny Prince and the American Revolution.....

Anyway, if you like to read.....

Sunday, June 22, 2008

"You aint fooling me girly girl. I know who you are!" - Fried Green Tomatoes

You'll have to excuse the new colors....I am having a girly moment and I wanted my blog to match my toe nails....

Doesn't it just say..."YAY Summer!!!!"

Thursday, May 15, 2008

"I know I chatter on far too much... but if you only knew how many things I want to say and don't. Give me SOME credit." - Anne of Green Gables

For the third time this week I have had someone tell me that what they love about me is that I am real. You get what you see. I don't hold anything back.

Well, boys and girls....that is just a whole bunch of horse pucky....manure....BULL SHIT!

I hold A LOT back....if you only knew the things that were swirling around in my mind! Some of you (Mindy) would say, "figures....I kinda already knew that", most of you would be shocked and/or offended, and Mom....you would probably faint!

For example part of the reason there has been such a drought of blogs from me lately is because I write them and then never post them to keep mom from getting a knot on her head from hitting the floor.

Well I was ok with everyone seeing me that way...I mean no use putting your REAL self out there and risk getting hurt right.....

That would have been fine.....but something else happened this week....I got called on my bull....

Someone that I can honestly say I thought saw Surface Amy very clearly....I mean I really thought he knew that Amy backwards and forwards....(I swear I will stop with the third person shortly)....but I thought that was all he saw.....

Then he stripped me to the core.....maybe it was the fact we are CONSTANTLY together or maybe it was the serious lack of sleep during finals and the NO sleep during the mirage of "going away" get-togethers for him....but he pretty much hit the nail on the head.

SOOOOOOOOO.....where all this is going is....I am done.....at least as far as this blog goes, no more holding anything back.

I truly believe there is a very thin line between honest and brutally honest, so everyone will forever have things they hold back. I have already bordered on the brutal this week.....so in my everyday life I will continue to be THAT girl....and that is ok....

But again as far as this blog goes....no more Mrs. Nice Girl.....

I apologize in advance....but don't think this is going the be a pedestal I stand on and shout insults from....this is VERY MUCH a double headed sword.....so in all fairness I am going to start with myself!

I have extremely low self esteem.....I am FAT and have no idea if that will ever change because I come no where close to doing what I need to do to fix it.....I am very lazy....I am messy.....I am horrible at money management and am very close to that biting me in my ass....I love my friends and family more than life itself but I sometimes avoid them to keep them from calling me on everything I have already listed.....I am smart enough to do wonderful things in this life, but not the drive....I am destined to be mediocre....I fall in love with men who I KNOW will never love me back....doing it right now in fact....I have never told someone I was actually in love with that I loved them....I save those words for men that I don't love....it's safer for me but incredibly cruel....so basically I am a coward.....I have excuses for everything wrong in my life, and while some of them are true, I know them to be exactly that....excuses....

ok....enough masochism for now.....

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My turn to talk!


Hi! It's me Chloe!
I wanted to say hello to all of you that read Mom's blog.
There are a couple of things I need to get off my chest!
First of all, to the people who keep breaking into my mom's car.....
STOP! I mean I don't bite or anything, but I know a mean pit bull a few blocks over that really gets off on that type of thing!
Next, I would like to say that the reason Mom isn't writing this herself is because she has a biology test tomorrow that she is studying for that makes her want to cry. Which is also why these posts are kinda few and far between these days.
Also, you all need to know....today is my birthday! Please bring Snausages and Milkbones! I really do love them....but no squeaky toys....Mom really hates those!
Lastly, when you bring the goodies for me, Mom could use a hug! She keeps referring to this weekend as Crapfest 2007 and tonight she cried. I tried to hold her, but unlike Josh, I do not have disposable thumbs..... (yes, I know it is opposable....it is a joke).....what?
Then how am typing? Jeez....Mom is right....you guys are a tough crowd!
I love you all! Woof!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Happy Birthday to Me!

I know that I have been missing lately! Sorry!

Here's a quick run down on my excuses....

1) I moved. (Really I could stop here, because wow, what a pain in the.....ok mom....in the tush.)

2) School started again. Classes include Chem lab....Chem 2.....Multi-variable Calculus.....and Biology......wait...I need a minute to cry now......

and

3) Last week was my 25th birthday!!!

What?

"That's only one day" you say?

Not the way I do it!!!! The weekend of the 24th, mom came up to help me move (which was really more, she bought me stuff for the apartment and Jared, Kayla, Pam and Jenny helped me move, but still.....) and we all went to dinner at The Cheesecake Factory for my birthday.

Then on the 30th (my actual birthday) I had a group of friends and family get together to celebrate with dinner at P.F. Chang's and drinks afterward.

My new tote from Jared and Jenny!



Me and my buddy Logan.



Saki bombs.....hmmmm....



Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We were having fun!



Jared and Jenny....how cute are they?




Make a wish.....


Fun girls! My old roomie Lindsay in red and her new roomie Julie in black and white....

And this weekend, I have a group of friends getting together to go to the lake for a few days.....BIRTHDAY'S ROCK!!!

ANYWAY....I am finally getting settled in a routine so I promise, that Chloe and I will be sharing our daily trials again VERY soon.....

P.S. One of my birthday presents was an awesome new digital camera....so now my eloquent (cough cough) words will visual aids!

Monday, July 16, 2007

I joined narcissist.com!

Hi Readers!!!!

I have taken my mother's advise ... as I am usually apt to do ... and I have started blogging FOR REAL.

I love this outlet! Many of you that know me, know that I LOVE to talk. I can talk much longer than most people care to stick around and listen. So, this is GREAT! I can "talk" to my heart's content on here. Of course, in my head you are all clamoring to your computers every day to see if I have left you some new pearl of wisdom (not likely) or some humorous anecdote to make you smile (much more likely).

In reality, I would love for you guys to be as receptive as you have been on the-site-who-won't-be-named (yes Mindy, there's some Potter reference for you). But since blogger.com could be renamed narcissist.com and be just as descriptive, you should know, this really isn't about you.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the feedback! PLEASE I NEED TO FEEL YOUR LOVE!!!

Ok, in all seriousness I am really excited about this so we'll see how it goes!

I am re-posting most of my other posts from that other site....and then the chaos begins!!!