So she set about gathering boxes of random crap that never got unpacked when we moved to this house. When she was done gathering, she pulled it all out into the yard, constructed a sign from cardboard, and waited........
And waited.....
And waited......nothing......
No one ever came (shocker!).....mind you I am inside this whole time watching out the window......laughing my a*s off.....it was like Jerry Springer....stupid, but too entertaining to not watch.
So after a few hours she packed it all back up and hauled it back inside.....well....most of it....
She had about six boxes of crap.....five of them made it back inside....one of them just made it to the porch.
IT IS STILL THERE!!!!
I know that sounds like an exaggeration...but look....
And I thought I had just moved FROM the ghetto.....hmmmmmm....
The saddest (or funniest) part of all of this is that the box is blocking the door.....
EVERYDAY, we all come home and maneuver around the box to get in....and out.....and in......
Even my two old roommates who just moved out, MOVED AROUND THE BOX! We are talking large pieces of furniture.....evidently moving the box was just too much......
So, I came home today and decided to move the box.....I thought I was being the smart, proactive one among us.....
This the the crap that ended up all over the front porch after the bottom gave out the second I lifted......
Yeah....I am the smart one......
